Friday, January 19th, 2018

#17 Spas


Educated Black People like spas. There are many reasons why EBP like spas, but the main reason is that they offer exclusivity – the one thing an EBP constantly craves. They can make appointments, arrive 5 minutes early and be worked on immediately. An EBP would not be caught dead in a typical(nobody speaks English) nail salon(shop) to get a manicure and/or pedicure; those are the only services they offer. Anybody off the street can walk into one of those places and get their “nails did.”EBP like being well-groomed, so a spa is their only choice. Also the spa does not attract the fake nail wearing types because they usually don’t offer those services – a French manicure is the preferred option for the EBW. EBP are not fans of the neon-colored nails with the diamonds glued on; that would be uneducated and  just tacky.

Paying a little extra for this exclusivity, does not bother an EBP. In fact they often brag about going to the spa, just so you can know they paid extra for the “spa experience.” Getting a manicure and pedicure are not the only services offered at a spa, many EBP enjoy the massages, facials, and waxing services. EBP enjoy getting pampered because they spend all day grinding to keep that EBP status. Going to a spa allows an EBP to relax and reflect on their lives and think of how to become even more educated. They can enjoy a sip of wine while getting a pedicure or have lunch without having to worry about some UEBP acting up in the spa by talking loudly or bringing their bad kids into the establishment.
If one wants to befriend and EBP, suggest a spa day. They will never turn you down. It will probably become a monthly routine for you and your new EB friend. In fact, the gift of a spa day/weekend is the best gift a man can give an EBW – it is also an excellent get of jail free card.


3 Responses to “#17 Spas”
  1. JerseyGirl says:

    Yes, I am a beliver in this too!!!

  2. anon says:

    C’mon now, you just described the reasons why EVERYONE likes spas. Where’s the tongue-in-cheek racism?

  3. Keisha C. says:

    I’d prefer to get a manicure and pedicure from a spa than a nail bar. After watching videos on YouTube about how unsanitary those Vietnamese nail bars are, and how a woman died from a staph infection getting her nails and feet done, I will go to a spa where professional people know what they are doing and what they are talking about.

    There’s a spa/salon in my neighborhood where anyone can get massages, facials, hair, nails (natural and artificial), and feet done…for a price.

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